1 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:30,719 Go ahead, you know you can do it. Remember, you have perfect aim. 2 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:35,879 You are a champion knife thrower. When I say the word... 3 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,400 EXHALES We have a problem... 4 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,359 Are you practising your act on staff again?! 5 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,639 And you're back to sleep. 6 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,159 We definitely talked about this. 7 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,719 I'm making sure everything works properly. 8 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,639 The Omniscient Octavius is used to playing arenas 9 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,959 and stadiums not this shoebox! 10 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,599 It is an intimate show, for charity. 11 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,399 You've got other things to worry about. 12 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,559 A volunteer from last week is saying that you messed up. 13 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,159 - Ludicrous! - Yeah. Well, she's suingyou for emotional distress 14 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:11,199 and the lawyers think that you should pay up, just in case. 15 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,400 The Omniscient Octavius doesn't make mistakes. 16 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,200 This woman is lying. 17 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,480 We just need to find someone who can help us prove it. 18 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,959 Or I could wear lilac because I'm not just a bridesmaid, 19 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,519 am I? I'm sort of, maid of honour, 20 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,759 so it's a little bit more special. Frank! 21 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,479 - What? - I'm talking. - Hm, yeah. 22 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,840 Oh... 23 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,159 Where's Bea? She's over an hour late. 24 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,959 I know. It's not good for her first day, is it? 25 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,080 MOBILE ALERT 26 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,679 Aw, it's Casanova again! 27 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,639 It's Cassius! 28 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,679 Is he going to be your plus one for Lia's wedding? 29 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,199 I haven't asked him. I mean, 30 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,999 we haven't even been on a date yet. 31 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,319 You message each other all the time, like a soppy schoolgirl! 32 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,239 I just don't want to rush things, you know? 33 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,959 Rush things? You met at 34 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,279 a singles party where you sniff each other's dirty clothes. 35 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,359 I think you're way past that. 36 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,879 Do you think I should ring Bea, maybe she's forgotten? 37 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,999 Morning. 38 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,919 Oh, hello. 39 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:50,199 Bea! Sebastian did tell you we started at nine, right? 40 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,800 Sorry, I thought that was a joke. 41 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,320 Here. 42 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:01,119 He said you liked them and I got a lifetime's supply as part of my contract. 43 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,159 Brilliant! 44 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,879 Oh, I love the taste of these. It's the nuts! 45 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,679 No, it's the honey. 46 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,839 ? Toasty Puffs, Toasty Puffs, Sweet and round and roasty Puffs. 47 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,599 ? Loved from coast to coasty Puffs Toasty Toasty Puffs. ? 48 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,839 Toasty Puffs! 49 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,639 Sorry, we should probably stop singing that, shouldn't we? 50 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,599 It's fine, really. I loved that, I was a Toasty Puffs Kid. 51 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,159 Why? Because you had 25 years of free cereal? 52 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,759 And because I got to touch so many people's lives. 53 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,919 Not many actors can say that about their body of work. 54 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:34,039 Right, um... how about some tea? 55 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:38,080 Oh! You read my mind, Frank. No milk, two sugars, please. 56 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,680 - Ah! - Oh... 57 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:48,559 Are we sure this is a good idea? Yeah, course. Hey, Bea, Bea... Make yourself at home. 58 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,560 EXPLOSION 59 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,599 Shakespeare and Hathaway, 60 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,080 consider yourselves hired by The Omniscient Octavius. 61 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,559 Hi, Robyn Stone. 62 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,280 I called you earlier? We are your ten o'clock. 63 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,439 Ah... I didn't realise you were from Stratford, Mr Knight. 64 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,159 The Omniscient Octavius. 65 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:21,639 This provincial town may have been my place of birth, 66 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,279 but Vegas is my true, spiritual home. 67 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,479 Yeah, I know cos I saw your show there once, 68 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,479 actually, for my friend's 40th, Susie. 69 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,519 And you told this guy he could float, 70 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,639 and he just did it. He just did it. It was amazing. 71 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,959 How did you do that? 72 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,759 The Omniscient Octavius never divulges his secrets. 73 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,319 Very good. Right, yes, so, erm, 74 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:45,439 you're being sued by a disgruntled member of the audience? 75 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,119 We're in the middle of a UK tour. This woman, 76 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,759 Tina Moon, volunteered to go on the stage at the Birmingham show. 77 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:56,119 Did you make her float as well? No, I made her think she was a chicken. 78 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,840 Oh, egg-cellent! 79 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,359 - Sorry. - Ah... 80 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,119 And now she's claiming that every time she hears 81 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,439 the word "nuggets" that she starts squawking and flapping again. 82 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:14,039 And the worst part is, she works at McWingy's fast foods. 83 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:17,000 And, guess what their best seller is. 84 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,160 What? 85 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,039 Nuggets. 86 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,120 Nuggets, yes. 87 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,239 So this Tina is trying to extort money out of you? 88 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,399 Show them. 89 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,160 So, this was posted online by a member of the audience. 90 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,759 I put my volunteers into a hypnotic trance, 91 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,719 so they are at their most suggestable. 92 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,439 "And hears the word "nuggets"..." 93 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,639 Then I set up the behaviour the act requires. 94 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,799 I use a trigger word to bring it out... 95 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,719 "And you're awake, Tina, 96 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,160 "I understand you work at a fast food restaurant?" 97 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,959 "McWingy's, yeah. So?" 98 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,879 "I hear the burger and fries are very good, 99 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,359 "but tell me how are the nuggets? 100 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,759 CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN 101 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,479 CHUCKLES FROM AUDIENCE 102 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,719 But I always establish a break word. 103 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,599 It turns off the trigger and breaks 104 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,159 and cancels the hypnosis, for good. 105 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,400 "Although it might make a nice omelette." 106 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,600 AUDIENCE LAUGHTER 107 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,679 "I seriously thought I was a chicken." 108 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,839 "Tina, everybody." 109 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,039 Observe. 110 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:31,999 I write down the verbal cues I use in advance of each performance. 111 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,439 That's the day of the Birmingham show. 112 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,359 As soon as she heard "omelette", Tina would have gone back to normal. 113 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,039 So, the word "nuggets" wouldn't have an effect on her now. 114 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,519 This woman is a fraudster and a charlatan, 115 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,840 and I want her exposed. Do not let me down! 116 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,800 EXPLOSION 117 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,080 Sorry about that. Um... 118 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,840 No... 119 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:14,359 No. She did it all again. Squawking, flapping, the works. 120 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,880 No thank you. I'm all nuggeted out. 121 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,800 She'll slip up, eventually. 122 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,439 Ah, I really miss Sebastian, don't you? He'd have loved this. 123 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,760 MOBILE ALERT 124 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,639 Oh! Cassius! 125 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,119 He wants to take me out tomorrow night. 126 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,159 What shall wear? What shall I do with my hair? 127 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:37,759 Wash it? 128 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,560 Now I really do miss Sebastian. 129 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,239 What shall I say back? Hi, there. 130 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,799 Seb told me you like tea 131 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,039 and biscuits when you're on a stake-out. So... 132 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,959 That's very thoughtful, but we're actually undercover here. 133 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,719 Hence... I thought I could help. 134 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,959 My Welsh accent is very "da". Means good, 135 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,279 I'll be better on the night, but biscuits... 136 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,559 CAR HORN 137 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,799 Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. 138 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,159 Do you want tea? 139 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,999 No, we'll just have the biscuits. 140 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,400 Suspect, three o clock. Heading right this way! 141 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,879 We have CCTV covering this whole carpark, 142 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,000 so any dodgy stuff will be caught on tape. 143 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,319 We're not... We're not together. She wasn't, I mean. 144 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,519 - We were just having lunch. - How manytimes have you been in today? 145 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,520 Yeah... 146 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,520 That snake Octavius sent you to catch me out, didn't he? 147 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:36,080 You're harassing a member of staff. What's your registration? 148 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,959 BOTH: Nuggets! 149 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,280 CLUCKS LIKE CHICKEN 150 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,159 Thank you. Thank you so much... 151 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,759 So, you didn't catch her out? 152 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,439 No, sorry. We'll try a different tactic next time. 153 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,520 Robyn! 154 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,439 Who altered my cloak? 155 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,839 You'd think he'd know, being omniscient. 156 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,439 You asked for it to be longer, remember, 157 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,439 so it would "billowed more impressively"? 158 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:17,119 Not this long! You incompetent fool! 159 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:22,199 I will not appear on stage like some cut-price superhero! 160 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,759 I'll have costume bring you an alternative. 161 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:28,879 Now I hear that you have some fans who are desperate to meet you. 162 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:33,839 Oh, well, in that case I'll grace them with my presence. 163 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:38,120 - Bit rude. - He's not the best withpeople, but I can handle him. 164 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,839 What I cannot handle is this weather. Why is it always so wet? 165 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,599 Yes, I suppose you're used to the desert. 166 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:49,799 I'm a Vegas girl through and through. I never thought I would leave. 167 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:54,239 So why did you? I mean, I can think of nicer bosses to work for. 168 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,479 Well, I'm under contract with Octavius, 169 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,519 and it's good money. 170 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,839 He might like calling me an "incompetent fool", 171 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,919 but his bark is worse than his bite. 172 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,119 Octavius... Octavius! 173 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,279 Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on, now. You can't come in here. 174 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,319 No, look I've told you, I've told you, you can't come in. 175 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,799 I just want to talk. Please. Octavius, please. 176 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,079 It's fine, we used to work together. 177 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,479 OK, all right, then. 178 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,279 I've nothing to say. Just go home, Nick. 179 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:24,359 Nick? No, no, I'm still The Astounding Pyramus. 180 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,999 You think you're this "omniscient wonder". 181 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,639 Well, we both know I'm the talented one. 182 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,760 So, pick a card, go on, pick a card. 183 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,880 Leave, Nick, before you embarrass yourself any further. 184 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,400 Wait, your cards. 185 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,519 We used to be in a double act together. 186 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,119 It's sad to see how pathetic he's become. 187 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:59,519 Now, the Omniscient Octavius must focus his powers before 188 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,879 the performance, locate his third eye. 189 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,080 Why? Have you lost it? 190 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,319 How do you two feel about being in the show? 191 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,759 Say what now? 192 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,439 I need two volunteers who know 193 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,039 each other well, which you clearly do. 194 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,960 APPLAUSE 195 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:31,119 So when I say the word "snug" this pair will think they've swapped bodies with each other. 196 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,799 AUDIENCE GASPS 197 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,000 And you're back with me. 198 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,320 Oh! 199 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,400 You ruined my life! 200 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,359 I'll teach you to set private investigators on me! 201 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,759 I'm so sorry, I don't know how she got past security. 202 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,879 The incompetent fool strikes again! 203 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,719 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING The Omniscient Octavius will not 204 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,839 tolerate such abuse. This show's over! 205 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,880 AUDIENCE MURMURS 206 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,000 APPLAUSE 207 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,039 So, you never got to do your body swap trick? 208 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,479 Nah, it wouldn't have worked anyway. 209 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,519 I knew what was going on the whole time. 210 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,239 Yeah, right. 211 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:39,279 Oh, is this for the big date? Where's he taking you? 212 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,679 It's curry night at the Mucky Mallard. 213 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:41,999 No, he's taking me to 214 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,039 the fabulous new French restaurant in town. 215 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,320 - Oh, la la. - Oui, oui! 216 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,439 Er, Bea, What are you doing with these files? 217 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,439 Just making some space in the cabinet. It's all getting a bit snug. 218 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,919 Snug... Snug. 219 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,920 It's all getting a bit snug. Snuuug... Snuuuug... 220 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,639 Lu? 221 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,200 Yes? Frank? 222 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,120 Yes! 223 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,240 We've actually swapped bodies! 224 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,440 Someone must have said the trigger word. 225 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,479 No, I'll drive. It's my car. 226 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,359 But it's this face, on the licence. 227 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,000 Frank. Wait, Frank... Frank. 228 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,119 Don't panic, he'll be up here, 229 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:47,439 Octavius always insists on packing the props himself. 230 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,840 Octavius... Octavius? 231 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,880 Looks like he's been crushed. Is he breathing? 232 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,159 It must have come loose. 233 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,720 Police, please, there's been a horrible accident. 234 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,159 No, this wasn't an accident, 235 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,040 this rope's been cut... 236 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,720 ...this was murder. 237 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,199 POLICE RADIO CHATTER 238 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,599 I cannot believe he's actually gone. 239 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,000 I know, I know. It's such a shock. 240 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,879 Did Octavius happen to tell you our break word before he died? 241 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,799 Frank... What? He didn't share any of them with me, 242 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,999 he never let me look at, let alone touch, his diary. 243 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,999 I bet it's in his pocket, come on. We can't search a dead body. 244 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,360 Besides, someone might see us. We need to ask Keeler. 245 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,880 Hey, Keeler! 246 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,599 I told you, 247 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,159 we'll be taking your statements in due course. 248 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,279 No, we just want to try 249 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,079 and find a diary that the victim used to keep with him. 250 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,119 Not that it's any of your business, but we found nothing on the body. 251 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:23,039 Ahhh... Ahhhh, we're going to be stuck like this forever, 252 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,359 I can't breathe, I'm going to be sick. 253 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:29,199 What's going on? This is odd, even for you. 254 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:33,359 They got Freaky Friday-ed. You know the old swip-swap. 255 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,279 Octavius hypnotised them last night, 256 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,760 and his diary has the password thingy to snap them out of it. 257 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,760 So you think you're Frank. Yep. 258 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,719 And you think you're Lu? Yeah. 259 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,959 And you need someone to say this "magic word" thingy? 260 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,879 Yeah. 261 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,399 - Amazing! - So, if you find the diaryyou'll let us know, right? 262 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,039 Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean, 263 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,359 it's evidence so you know it takes time, 264 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,879 it will have to be checked and logged. 265 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,919 I mean, you know, Frank... Frank, things could take time, 266 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,199 weeks, months, years. 267 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,120 No, Frank, he's not worth it. KEELER CHUCKLES 268 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,920 This is the best day of my life. 269 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,439 I bet the killer took the diary. 270 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,440 Well, we need to find it, before Keeler does. 271 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,199 MOBILE ALERT 272 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,200 Oh... 273 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:41,519 Aw, it's a message from Cassius. Ah, look, 274 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:45,160 he is rescuing a baby dolphin from a fishing net in Senegal. 275 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,599 Oh, that's rubbish. It's not even doing any tricks. 276 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,999 Hey, I've got a video you can send him, 277 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,999 Um, it's a guy getting hit by a golf ball, right in the... 278 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,799 No... No. can't send that. In fact, 279 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,039 I've got to cancel this date until this whole mess is sorted. 280 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,519 Probably best. 281 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,760 There she is. 282 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,199 Tina? 283 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,439 You two... Still trying to catch me out? 284 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,799 Right now, we're more concerned 285 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,479 with whether you killed Octavius Knight. 286 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,759 Oh, please, I've already had the coppers sniffing around. 287 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:26,759 Yes, I threw nu... Reconstituted poultry chunks at him, 288 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,359 I was angry. 289 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,239 But I was in the middle of suing him, 290 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,079 and now he's dead I won't see a penny, will I? 291 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,119 So, you don't have his diary? 292 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,879 Why are you wasting your time with me? 293 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,639 Loads of people hated Octavius. 294 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,559 Go and hassle that assistant of his instead. 295 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,560 What, Robyn? 296 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,519 When I was waiting to go on stage in Birmingham, 297 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,879 I heard them having a massive row. 298 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,359 Something about her being offered a job back in Vegas. 299 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,719 Oi, Tina, hurry up. 300 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,159 I've got to go. I can't afford to lose this job, 301 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,600 especially now I'm not getting my compensation. 302 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,839 A job back home? 303 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,959 That sounds like something Robyn would have wanted. 304 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,719 Yeah, except she wouldn't have been able to do it 305 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,199 because she was under contract to Octavius. 306 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,399 So, we should probably have a word. 307 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,119 What about Tina? 308 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,959 If there's any chance she knows the whereabouts of 309 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,399 the diary, we need to keep an eye on her. 310 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,720 Bea was desperate to get more involved. 311 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,240 LAUGHTER 312 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,280 Oi! You lot, clear off! 313 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,359 Thanks for that. 314 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,719 The new girl, yeah? 315 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,199 Angharad. I'm on a trial shift. 316 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,959 I'm Tina. 317 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:47,039 Look, don't let those kids give you any grief, and don't show weakness. 318 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,159 This isn't exactly what I expected when I was given the job. 319 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,239 I know how you feel. I've been here three years. 320 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,199 How do you stand it? 321 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,519 Well, I won't have to much longer, 322 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,359 I've got an exit strategy, 323 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,200 I'll be out of here before you know it. 324 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,359 I thought Octavius would have locked his diary away in here. 325 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,199 And did he? 326 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,519 I mean, there's a bunch of them, but not the one from this year. 327 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,319 Er... May I? 328 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,440 Sure. 329 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,680 It doesn't look like Octavius trusted you much. 330 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,439 He didn't trust anybody. 331 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:47,039 He was "The Omniscient Octavius", everyone else was mere mortals. 332 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,960 I couldn't work for someone like that. 333 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:54,519 You must have been thrilled when you got that job offer back in Vegas. 334 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,959 You know about that? It must have been frustrating, 335 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,759 having to turn it down because of your contract here. 336 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:04,519 Wait, so what you think I killed Octavius 337 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:09,679 so I could take that job? Look, at first, I was... 338 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,959 Afraid? Were you petrified? 339 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,399 Excited, 340 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,920 they wanted me to produce an entire new show. 341 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:21,399 But then reality hit, I wasn't experienced enough, 342 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:26,759 and I would just mess it up. So, I emailed them and turned it down. 343 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,439 I only signed up with Octavius after that. Look, 344 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:36,359 my new contract's in here somewhere. One second, I saw it, here. 345 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,960 Check the dates. 346 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,999 If I wanted to take that job in Vegas, I would have. 347 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,560 I didn't need to kill Octavius. 348 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,679 What are those? 349 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,799 Look like threatening letters, addressed to Octavius. 350 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,439 They arrived when he started in Vegas. 351 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,759 He's had a few crazy fans along the years. 352 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:04,239 "You think you're some omniscient wonder", I recognise that phrase. 353 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,959 Yeah, the guy, the guy with all the cards, the angry one... 354 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,319 The Astounding Pyramus. 355 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,800 I bet he sent those. 356 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,399 This can't be it, can it? 357 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,999 It says on the website this is where 358 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,960 The Astounding Pyramus is performing. 359 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,159 RECORD PLAYS 360 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,560 Voces mysticae! 361 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,639 Oh, hang on. SNORING 362 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:44,399 Vo... Voces mysticae! 363 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,839 SNORING CONTINUES 364 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,960 Thank you. I've been The Astounding Pyramus! 365 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,440 Thank you very much. 366 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,359 Oh, for you... 367 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,839 Oh, no, thanks. No, please, 368 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,999 just put them in some water, they'll be fine. 369 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,279 So, are you looking for 370 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,279 a magician? I do weddings, birthdays, funerals. 371 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,800 Er, no, actually. We've come to talk to you about a murder. 372 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,879 Me and Octavius, we were a double act for years. 373 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,880 We got headhunted for Vegas. 374 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,679 The Americans really liked my stuff. 375 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:49,919 I was a master of prestidigitation back then. 376 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,439 Prestidigi-what? 377 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,239 It means sleight of hand. 378 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,040 - So, what happened? - Ha... 379 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,799 During the audition for the financial backers, 380 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,279 well, my tricks, they all went wrong. 381 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,519 I was a disaster. 382 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,279 And Octavius managed to convince the producers 383 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,239 to drop me from the billing 384 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,199 and he took our show to Vegas without me. 385 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,759 Ouch. 386 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,959 Hence the letters. 387 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,799 Yeah, well, I was left with nothing, 388 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,639 I had a wife and child to support. 389 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,079 I tried suing him for performing 390 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,719 an act that we'd work on together, but he was clever. 391 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,559 He'd created his own holding company "Octavius Productions". 392 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:36,319 So, you never got your prestidigi... your "magic mojo" back? 393 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,759 I couldn't shake the feeling that he'd done something 394 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:43,359 to me. He never liked sharing the limelight. 395 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:47,399 He'd rehearse his act on me. The day before the audition, 396 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,519 he put me under. 397 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:53,359 So, you think Octavius hypnotised you into being a bad magician? 398 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:56,879 Yeah, it sounds bonkers, I know. No, we understand. Believe us. 399 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,639 Obviously, I couldn't prove anything, 400 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,079 especially with him in Vegas. 401 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,359 But when I saw he was coming back to Stratford, I thought, 402 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,959 "Well, I'm gonna have it out with him, 403 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,879 "once and for all," you saw how that turned out. 404 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,399 So, you went back the next day, and tampered with the set? 405 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,719 No... No. 406 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,319 I wanted to find out if he did do this to me. 407 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,640 Now, with him dead, I'll never find out, will I? 408 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,480 And any chance of lifting this curse has gone! 409 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:38,040 Oh... And then he was gone, in a puff of smoke. 410 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,640 Sorry, sorry. 411 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,319 What the hell do you think you're doing? 412 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,960 I can explain. 413 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,440 And... Voces... 414 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,839 ...mysticae! 415 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,279 Oh, he was good, wasn't he? 416 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,599 Maybe Octavius did do something to him? 417 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,959 What, some kind of hypno-jinx thing? How would that even work? 418 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,679 Well, how would this, even work? What? 419 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:30,199 This, you know... Frank, what if we never switch back? 420 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,959 Stop panicking, Lu. 421 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,519 We just need to find Octavius' killer, 422 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,119 they'll have the diary, and then we'll get our break word. 423 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,079 But how? The killer could be any of this lot. 424 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,079 They all have good reason to want to see him dead, 425 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,119 and equally good reasons not to. 426 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,679 Hang on. 427 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,359 Tina said she was worried about getting compensation now 428 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,879 Octavius is dead, she said that's why she wouldn't have killed him. 429 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,439 But Nick said he'd set up a holding company. 430 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,120 Here... 431 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,999 Yes, see, Tina's claim was made against "Octavius Productions", not 432 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:10,479 Octavius personally. She's in line to get a big pay out. 433 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,440 MOBILE ALERT 434 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,200 It's Bea. SOS... 435 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,919 What are you doing out here? I thought you were at McWingy's? 436 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,439 Tina caught me going through her bag. 437 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,159 She thought I was a thief and I panicked. 438 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,239 I told her the truth and ran away. 439 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,119 Oh, great, so you blew your cover? 440 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,439 That's a bit harsh. 441 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,519 I'm just saying, if Tina is the killer she's not 442 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,279 gonna lead us to the diary now, is she? 443 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,599 Oh, no! 444 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,599 I'm going to be stuck like this forever. 445 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,879 I'm so sorry, I've never broken character before. 446 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,399 Even when I went down with noro-virus mid-performance of Annie. 447 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:56,799 I'm sorry, maybe Shakespeare and Hathaway isn't a good fit for you after all? 448 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,799 You're firing me? 449 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,319 Well, you did put yourself in a bit of danger there. 450 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,279 I think we could probably do with a trained investigator, 451 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,719 or at the least somebody with a bit of office experience. 452 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,479 Yeah, about that... 453 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,119 I may have accidentally deleted all 454 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,360 the case files from 2017. 455 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,080 Yeah... If you give me a lift to the office, I'll pack my things. 456 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,079 I feel like I've just kicked a puppy. 457 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,120 Or a chicken. 458 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,799 Ah, well, at least this day can't get any worse. 459 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,760 MOBILE ALERT 460 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:45,159 It's Cassius. He's on his way to the restaurant. 461 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,999 He can't wait to see me, I mean, you. 462 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,640 But I thought you cancelled it. 463 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,559 The text message failed to send. 464 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,439 Ah, well, text him again. 465 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,239 He's already on the way, he'll never speak to me again. 466 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,479 Right, that's it. 467 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,879 "Lu" is going on that date. No, he's not. 468 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,319 Come on, hurry up. 469 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,079 Come on, you look like a bag of spanners. 470 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,959 - Is it in? - Yes! 471 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,359 You do realise Cassius is already here? 472 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,959 Oh, he's gorgeous. 473 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:20,359 Yeah, if you like that obvious handsome Hollywood thing. 474 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:25,479 Right, it's showtime. OK, now, be nice, 475 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:31,720 try and look interested... Oh, and don't eat too much. 476 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,719 Oh, and no bad jokes. 477 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,320 Relax, I've got this! 478 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,159 How do you walk in these things? 479 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,280 Go in! 480 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,679 BELL RINGS 481 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,759 - Ooh! - You look lovely. 482 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,959 Whoa! Cheeky! 483 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,719 It's only our first date. 484 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,679 Of course. Maybe we should order a drink? 485 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,199 Yes, a pint of bitter. 486 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,359 What are you doing? I don't drink beer! 487 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,640 I mean, pink wine is fine. 488 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,119 No, don't be silly. If bitter is what you'd prefer, have that. 489 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,600 I just want you to be yourself. 490 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,080 Well, thank you. 491 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,759 ...Is the art of misdirection. Now for my next trick, 492 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:46,040 I'll need my little helper, my daughter. Come on, muffin. 493 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,280 Wait a minute. "OK, I need you to pick a card." 494 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,000 Of course! 495 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,880 PHOTO SHUTTER 496 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,480 "Nine of clubs?" 497 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,799 BELCHES LOUDLY 498 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,600 Better out than in. Same again. 499 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,439 I am so glad we got to do this, Luella. 500 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,999 - Who? - You! 501 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,759 Me... Me, too. Cheers. 502 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,159 Or not cheers. 503 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:27,919 You are supposed to be me. Act like it. I don't do that! 504 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,959 So, what does a Sustainability Director do? 505 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,599 My main role is to reduce 506 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,239 the carbon footprint of our products. 507 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,359 - Right. - I'm spearheading 508 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,519 the development of ultra-energy efficient lighting 509 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,519 to support a greener world. 510 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,239 He's so passionate. 511 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,919 So tell me about yourself, 512 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,919 that's what I'm really interested in. 513 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,559 Me, Luella? Me. 514 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,999 No. 515 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:02,279 Right. yes, OK, well... 516 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,999 I'm partial to a custard cream, 517 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,719 or three. I spend far too much on shoes, 518 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,159 love reality TV. Actually, believe in horoscopes! 519 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,879 No... No. No! 520 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,599 Oh, and I can't eat too much garlic, or I'll be trumpeting all night. 521 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,439 Frank! 522 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,040 Should we order some food? 523 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:34,719 You've got a nerve. You here to bring back the costume? 524 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,279 Yeah, I'm really sorry, 525 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,039 but I wanted to ask about The Astounding Pyramus. 526 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,959 Who? 527 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,759 Your dad. 528 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,319 What are you talking about? I don't know who that is. 529 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,679 Really? Because he's wearing 530 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,400 a very distinctive ring. 531 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,640 Just like that one. 532 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,439 Dad was given it by the President of 533 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,239 the Magician's Society. That's how good was. 534 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,199 So, you've been working together? Is that how you got into the show? 535 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,439 Dad caused a scene at the stage door, 536 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,919 deliberately dropped his playing cards. 537 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,879 When all eyes were on him, I snuck in. 538 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,919 The true art of magic is the art of misdirection. 539 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,239 Exactly. Dad taught me everything he knew. 540 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,119 So, the "hypnotism gone wrong" claim, that was 541 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,599 a lie all along? Oh! You were faking it! 542 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,879 Octavius stole dad's magical talent. We just wanted to make him to pay. 543 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:37,759 And that's why you killed him? What? No. I meant pay with cash. 544 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,799 So why risk sneaking into the show? 545 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,479 We needed to get our hands on that diary of his, 546 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,439 see if there was anything in there that might fix dad. 547 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,039 So the stage invasion, that was more misdirection? 548 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,799 When I went for Octavius, 549 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,799 I was actually pick-pocketing him. 550 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,079 Another little trick dad taught me. 551 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,519 But it was no help anyway, dad's break word wasn't in there. 552 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,880 Wait, you've got the diary? 553 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,759 Veal escalopes? 554 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,599 I thought you were thinking about becoming vegan like me? 555 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,799 Was I?Yes, actually. 556 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,039 Cassius loves animals, and so, do I! 557 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,679 Your favourite crisps are smoky bacon! 558 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:36,399 - I'm sorry? - Yeah, yes, I was thinking of becoming a vegan. 559 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,319 But I just thought, why? You know, 560 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,519 because people are carnivores, aren't they? 561 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,039 And honestly, who really wants to live off a lettuce leaf? 562 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,479 No, no! 563 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,879 I'm sorry, Luella, 564 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,159 but I'm not sure this is going to work. 565 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,839 You're not exactly the person I thought you were. 566 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,719 I understand... Hi... Snout. 567 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,159 Snout! 568 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,880 Snout... 569 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,400 Snout... 570 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,480 I'm me again. Snout... 571 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,799 I'm me again. Thank goodness! 572 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,879 Oh, well done, you found the diary then! 573 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,399 I'm sorry, who's your friend? 574 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,199 - I'm Bea. - Weren't you the ToastyPuffs girl? Oh, 575 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,399 I used to love that cereal. It was the... 576 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,879 It was the honey! The honey. 577 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,319 Oh, I'm back to normal! I don't fancy you anymore. 578 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,239 I mean you're hot, but I wouldn't. 579 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,799 What's happening? Is this a prank show? 580 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,799 No, it's not, 581 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,919 but you are gonna laugh when 582 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,359 I tell you what's happened here. Because basically, 583 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,359 we've been trapped in each other's bodies. 584 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,599 FRANK LAUGHS 585 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,999 I mean, not literally, because that would be crazy. 586 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,319 I mean, in our minds. 587 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,279 Yeah. So, you thought you were on a date with me. 588 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,679 - But she was me. - And he was me, and you thought I was me. 589 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,679 But she thought she was me all along, Do you get it? 590 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:58,119 No. I'm sorry, I really like you, Luella, 591 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,679 but I'm not looking for anything this complicated. 592 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:07,360 Enjoy the food. The kale bake is delicious. 593 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,439 Where did you find that? 594 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,319 Tina. I found out she was actually Nick Bottomly's daughter. 595 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,959 So, if Tina had the diary, does that mean she killed Octavius? 596 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:34,119 I don't think so, I mean she gave me that to help our investigation. 597 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,119 Look at this. It's an entry from last week, 598 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,440 some initials followed by a trigger word and a break word. 599 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,959 IF. 600 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,319 That doesn't match anyone we know. 601 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,560 Yes, it does. 602 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:52,719 Hi. 603 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,239 Hey. This is all going into storage 604 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,399 because the tour has been cancelled, obviously. 605 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,199 So, are you taking the job in Vegas? 606 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,079 You know what, I'm not sure, honestly. 607 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:06,839 Why, because you don't want to, or is there something stopping you? 608 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,799 Oh, you found it. That's great. 609 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,639 The day before you signed your contract 610 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,599 with Octavius, there's a diary entry, 611 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,959 let's have a look, the initials IF. 612 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:22,480 Or "Incompetent Fool". Octavius' favourite insult for you. 613 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,679 He manipulated you like he did with Nick Bottomly, 614 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,280 made sure you'd never leave him. 615 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,039 That is ridiculous. 616 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,199 Right, well, you won't mind if I destroy this then, will you? 617 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,879 No, please don't. It's got my break word in there. 618 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,080 So, when did you realise what he was doing? 619 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,639 After I gave Nick back his playing cards. 620 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,319 He told me his theory about Octavius, 621 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,639 and at first, I just thought he was jealous, 622 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,199 you know. But then I realised, 623 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,839 I helped Octavius rehearse his tricks too. 624 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,359 So, you thought he was influencing you as well? 625 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,519 In Birmingham, I was so certain I was 626 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,519 going to take that job in Vegas. 627 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,319 But then it wasn't till later that I started 628 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,919 to worry that I wasn't good enough, 629 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,599 and then I knew what he'd done. 630 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,039 So this morning I confronted him 631 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,000 and you know, he didn't even deny it. 632 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,519 It was almost too easy. I'm very good at my job you see, 633 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,519 yours is not a very complicated 634 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,959 mind. Much like poor, pathetic Nick. 635 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,079 Then I quit, and I will take that Vegas job. 636 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:33,719 Oh, Robyn, my deluded, incompetent fool! 637 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,079 No, you won't. 638 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,599 There's a reason my hypnosis has always worked so well, 639 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,359 because deep down you know you're not good enough 640 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:46,279 for another job. You think you have free will? 641 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,720 I've had complete control over you for years... 642 00:37:53,320 --> 00:38:00,240 ...and there's nothing you can do about it. I am the Omniscient Octavius! 643 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,040 Argh! CRASH 644 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,520 So, I had to do it. 645 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,039 He believed he was this all powerful... 646 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,479 that people like me 647 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,719 and Nick were just his puppets to control. 648 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,119 But then after I... 649 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,759 I looked in his pockets for the diary and it wasn't there. 650 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,760 Because Tina Moon had taken it already. 651 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,079 Of course she had. Well, I'm gonna need that. 652 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,039 Er, not until you hand yourself over to the police. 653 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,439 No... No way. 654 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,359 Octavius already had me trapped in a prison of my own fears, 655 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,799 I'm not actually going to prison for him too. 656 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,439 So, I'm gonna need that book. 657 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,919 FRANK CHUCKLES 658 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,920 What are we supposed to be afraid of that? It's a trick knife. 659 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,559 Robyn, stop, look, we get it. We understand. 660 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,879 We understand what it's like to be manipulated by Octavius 661 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,519 and to feel like you're not quite yourself. 662 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,719 I promise you, this is not the way to deal with things. 663 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,959 I have no choice, don't you see that? 664 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,679 You do have a choice. 665 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,359 You can choose to do the right thing. 666 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,560 No! I won't let him win, I can't! 667 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,680 Hey! 668 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,799 Frank? Lu? Are you all right? 669 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,520 POLICE RADIO CHATTER A hand, here. 670 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,319 This is why you wait for the professionals. 671 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,919 Oh, do tell us when one arrives. 672 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,160 CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY 673 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,439 Finally got it in the bag. 674 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,559 "Changeling"? That's my break word? 675 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,039 Yeah, do you feel any different? 676 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,319 No. 677 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,999 Well, you should be back to normal now. 678 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,839 Normal? 679 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,639 I don't even know what normal is anymore. 680 00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,999 I mean, 681 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,400 I can make my own decisions now, so, thanks, I guess... 682 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:14,799 So, you're both finally back in your own annoying bodies then? 683 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,799 You know, even though I thought I was Lu 684 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,439 and everything seemed different, 685 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,600 one thing hasn't changed, my opinion of you. 686 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,400 Thanks... I think. 687 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,919 If I was you, 688 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,720 I'd think twice about working with these two. They're losers. 689 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,719 Actually, I don't work for them, not anymore. 690 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,480 Well, she's smart. 691 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,159 You know, Bea, 692 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,479 you showed really good instincts today, 693 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,160 and you also spotted a connection that we'd missed. 694 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,999 So... And you're... I mean, you're useless at filing, 695 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,759 and your tea is essentially warm milk, 696 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,159 you're probably the worst investigator... Yeah, so, I think what... 697 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,959 I think what Frank's trying to say is that, 698 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,799 erm, we would love to keep you on. Wouldn't we? 699 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,479 - Yeah. - If you want to. 700 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,999 Really? Aaaaaah! 701 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,920 Ooh! 702 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,640 AUDIENCE CHEERING 703 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,759 Voces mysticae! 704 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,160 APPLAUSE 705 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,800 My wonderful daughter. 706 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,159 You know you just can't learn that kind of stage presence. 707 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,839 No, but you can learn how to use a computer. 708 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,480 I'll try, boss. 709 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,559 Hey, bit different to the old people's home? 710 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,599 Oh, don't. 711 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,879 And McWingy's. 712 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,079 Well, it's all thanks 713 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,759 to you guys for finding Dad's break word. 714 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,799 We just knew it had 715 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,039 to be hidden in one of Octavius' diaries. 716 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,160 Thank you very much. 717 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,600 Oh, fans are calling! 718 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,719 I'll get us some more drinks. 719 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,080 That's why we re-hired you. 720 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,319 I am still gutted about Cassius though. 721 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,759 I did really like him and you blew it. 722 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:30,600 Well, I wouldn't be too sure. If you'd just like to take a look up there... 723 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,400 Oh, hi! 724 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,879 I told him the truth about everything. 725 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,959 He's not bad actually, for a vegan! 726 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,559 Really? Did you? Oh, that's really kind of you, Frank. 727 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,799 Well, I think a bit 728 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,720 of "Lu" might have rubbed off on me. 729 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,519 Hi! 730 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,039 Luella, I can't stop thinking about you. 731 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,799 If you don't have any plans for the rest of the evening, 732 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,319 would you like to join me for dinner? 733 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,399 Yes, I'd love to. Sorry, 734 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,159 I probably should play that cool, but no, I'd love to. 735 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:11,439 I know just the place. They do a lovely pint of bitter. 736 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,719 Oh, what, now? 737 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,000 - Go. - Yes, OK. 738 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,359 You look lovely, I like that suit. 739 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,760 - Oh, thank you. - Cheers. - Cheers. 740 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:30,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0